Weekend Update with Martha

So I'm really not sure what it is, but not having Internet always makes me want to blog. This weekend I went down to Salt Lake City for my cousin Monica's Wedding. At first me and Dylan were going to "represent the family" at the wedding. But then my mom decided to come down, and Tasha, and Jerry's whole family. Which may mean nothing to you. But that's like someone flying to Portland for the weekend, when they live in Africa. haha okay maybe not that extreme. But my Uncle Jerry has 9 children. They only brought 7, as Silvia and Callie are super young. But I have only met like 5 of the 9, so it was a big deal. Plus they were all babies last time I saw them. Jerry the oldest is a genius, and has a girl friend. So cute. And then there is Colin he is so studly, and probably secretly has a girl friend too. Then Tanner, who is also tall dark and handsome (maybe I'm bias, but I've got a really good looking family). Then Brandon, who is a total gem, we all exchanged phone numbers. And he texted me when they got off the plane, and I just love him. Then comes Ashton, she is 11, and we have the same shoe size, she is a blonde beauty. We got matching flip flops and she switched me shoes when my heels started killing my feet, so she is a life saver. Seth is next, he is super funny because he is the second to youngest boy. But he likes to pretend like he is the oldest. Seth is also crazy, we had a family get together the night before with Pizza and cookies and he jumped off the balcony (because he didn't want to be in our group photo- he was still in it). And after crazy Seth, is Clarke. He is named Clarke, because he was born while my aunt Christy was battling Cancer, so he is the miracle Clarke Kent baby. And I just fell in love with him. First we had a camera battle, he would run away and I would chase him. He won. I got no good ones of him. haha Then we bonded in the bathroom, because he was hiding in there and I found him and so we just talked while sitting on the floor. He then told me that 10 times 10 is 100. He is in kindergarten. And I may be bias again, but I feel like he is the smartest Kindergarten EVER. :) And I'm really sad I didn't get to meet the two baby girls, but someday I will. I made them all promise they would come back up for my wedding. (but that's likely to never happen).
Anyways so that was the most exciting. But added on top of that I got to see my cousins Anne and Evan. They are twins but nothing like each other. Anne is this super hot, confident, gorgeous woman. Evan is also good looking, haha, but you kind of have to pull information out of him. But it was fun having my big camera and getting him to smile. Evan also has a girl friend. We texted about it, while in the same room. hahaha. But hey communication is communication regardless if its through a phone. Then there is DYLAN (made it easy to find your name dyl). We hangout all the time, so it was nothing special to see him. haha But we did have shrimp tacos, which were so good, and we did share a chair, and then we went to Sushi which was also SO delicious. And Dylan ordered for me, so hopefully the waitress doesn't think were dating, haha. That would be so embarrassing. Derek and River were there too, they are pretty cute together. But I'm still a little sad him and Camden aren't getting married. But it's okay, I can't control everything. haha.
Basically I just love my whole family and really can't talk about all of them.
But since Monica was the one getting Married I should probably mention how gorgeous she was. And so happy. I love happy people, especially those getting married. Her husband's name is James, so I guess he is my new cousin too. They are off on a cruise, so hope they are having a wonderful time.

Okay so I have other things I want to blog, but this is already excessive, so I'll stop.

xoxo
Martha

p.s. I know my title is cheesy, but Jake asked me who my dream guy was today. And Seth Myers was the first none married person I could think of. Love him.