Ohh Jake.

So as you all know I'm a frequent reader of Mormon Bachelor Pad. And they had a contest for a dress, so I entered, and guess what. A guy won it, so that's ridiculous. But Zach told me, he was talking to Jake(ish- because that's not his real name, and I'm not even sure they are real people). Anyways I told Zach to tell him that he was my favorite, because well he totally is, and that he should give the dress to me. Not that freak guy. So Jake said he couldn't give me the dress, but that he would send me a t-shirt if I sent him a link to my blog about about him.


So here it is Jake.

Reasons you are my favorite:
1. You're not Calvin
2. You seem sincere and actually like girls.
3. Not gay like Calvin
4. Funny
5. I feel like you are super hot.
6. Love how you write long run-on sentences to prove your point.
ex: "Well if Claire and Daisy were empty shells that didn't talk, think, or have a personality of any kind. If their only purpose was to cook, clean, massage my feet after a hard days work, massage my feet after sleeping in on a day that I didn't have to work, change dirty diapers, pick up dog doo, massage my shoulders after my soccer games, accompany me to social functions at which people would judge me based off of the shell that rested on my arm, oh, and to procreate"(MBP).
7. I love that you are more of a story teller, than a ranter (like calvin)
8. I love that you were so ready to just move and raise a family with sanders.
9. Jake is such a hot person name, so nice choice!
10. And I love that you actually kind of fall in like (I don't know about love)with girls.

Also, Jake just so you know this is what you look like in my mind.


(sorry to hate on Calvin so much, he is just kind of a huge tool. But its super nice of you to be friends with him)

In other news, Just did my first engagement shoot and I learned two things.
-need to learn how to shoot pretty kisses
-probably shouldn't bring my mom anymore :)

xoxo
Martha